Its time to update obviously, two years is just too long.
It's not like anyone will read this but seriously i need a instill a lil PRIDE in myself!!!!

On the whole notion of pride I've spent all day in my Pj's (which consists of old grey trackeydacks and a black sleveless hoddy, with the hood done up of course) watching vids from you tube.

Firstly anime episodes i haven't seen.
Then some videos in the top rated in which i found an awesome chick who is almost insanely into harry potter and J.K. Rowlings world. I found the vids so funny and intesting i am almost finished watching all 69 of them. The one person to inspire me to maybe add my own stupid vid on there.
I wont be as good looking but i could definately beat her in weirdness and my penchant for smart dumbness.

For those out there who aren't doctors, Smart dumbness is now a common disease, which is commonly cured by jumping, screaming and singing loudly and badly in public. Cured being a word loosely defined here.

Meanwhile i have so many story starts that go absoultely nowhere and that I do not put on this site (which is a action of my smart dumbness). Am hoping that my head will allow me to continue and finish something soon, cause id love to be able to hand a book i wrote to my kids even if it's a bunch of pages stapled togeather haphazardly.

BTW i do not have kids, i am talking about hypothetical kids, from my hypothetical wife, who was my hypothetical girlfriend who i hypothetically asked to marry me. Who id hypothetically asked out the other year.

Seriously if i meet a girl who has my particular brand of... whats that french word ppl say when they mean a "certain something else"???? yeah that, i'd tackle her in the street. Then i'd tackle anyone else who was watching and then those police men who are trying to handcuff me.

Again if anybody would like a short or long story about something tell me and i'll see how i can twist what u want into something totally reprihensable.

I think that's about if for this, now where did I put my giant sombreo???!!